http://conwaymilltrust.org Rebuilding Lives in Northern Ireland Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:46:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 http://conwaymilltrust.org/a-wee-bit-of-irish-humor/ode-to-age/ http://conwaymilltrust.org/a-wee-bit-of-irish-humor/ode-to-age/#comments Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:32:51 +0000 admin http://conwaymilltrust.org/?p=538 When I was young,
My slippers were red
I could kick my heels
Right over my head.
When I grew older,
My slippers were blue
And still I could dance
The whole night through.
Now when I’m old,
My slippers are black
I walk to the shops
And puff my way back.

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“Good heavens, has it come to that? Very well then, I’ll have 14 Protestants and 36 Catholics.”

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